you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
