We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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