Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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