from now on my penis is your penis
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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