im drinking this country out of the recession.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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