I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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