Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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