i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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