I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm just crazy horny about you
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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