she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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