I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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