I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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