We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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