I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So much rum. So many feels.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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