There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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