I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You're a disaster
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