it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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