just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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