Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
