Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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