normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
When did angry sex become our thing?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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