like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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