So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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