Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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