Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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