Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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