week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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