So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
