Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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