So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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