i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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