Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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