we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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