is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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