mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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