YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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