one might say we're banned from that church
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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