i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i jhust puked up my retainher.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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