i just had sex bonerless
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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