all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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