Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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