I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
you made out with another girl for some wings
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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