forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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