is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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