My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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