Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
