Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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