is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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