I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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