You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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