You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
