So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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