Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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