You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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