She went from zero to smokin in five shots
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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