Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
