I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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