Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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